Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
she’s a fucking inspiration, I love her so much
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I know, I know, a few repeating choruses are missing. Sue me, I still worked really hard. Psst - of course as usual the credit goes to the amazing viria.
well he was just hanging around, then he fell in love and he didn’t know how but he couldn’t get out
should I be happy my inspiration seems to be back or mad because I can’t study for my tomorrow psychology test because of it?
who cares about tests when you can have smiling Nico instead though? the answer is-not me.
a child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who have forgotten how to listen.
I feel something so right
Doing the wrong thing
I feel something so wrong
Doing the right thing
I’m waking up, I feel itin my bones…
Come on, Henry. Let’s go home.
(I am working late at night in a 24-hour pharmacy. There are only three customers in the store:
a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)
“I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”
(While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)
“These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”
“Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”
(The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)
“I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”
“That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”
(The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)
“Thank you again!”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”
“Yes, I was an IT tech.”
“I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”
(There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)
all the awards
truly a masterpiece of our time
i laugh every time i see this